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Rita Rudner
 I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso. |
| My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping. |
| My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. |
| I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose. |
| My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow. |
| My mother buried three husbands Ð and two of them were only napping. |
| In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. |
| I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them |
| Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother's tasted better the day before |
| They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one. |
| Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with? |
| Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. |
| Now that we've got the East-West All-Star game here, don't you think there's the possibility that someday we'll have our own team? |
| The entertainment complements what we do here. There is no better shopping than here and there are no better restaurants. There are a million ways to enjoy yourselves in Las Vegas. |
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