64 ordspråk av Rita Rudner
Rita Rudner
 I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album. |
| Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be. |
 Om du aldrig vill se en man igen skall du säga: "Jag älskar dig, jag vill gifta mig med dig, jag vill ha barn" - då försvinner han som en blixt. |
| Om du vill slippa en efterhängsen karl skall du bara säga: "Jag älskar dig, jag vill gifta mig med dig. Jag vill föda dina barn..." Du hinner knappt prata färdigt innan han är borta. |
| When I eventually met Mr Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. |
| A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax. |
| My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. |
| Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them. |
| I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours. |
| It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was |
| To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior |
| I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. |
| Men hate to lose. I beat my husband once at tennis. I asked him, "Will we ever make love again?" He said, "Yes.... but not with each other." |
| My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head. |
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