9 ordspråk av Ken Dodd

Ken Dodd

Ken Dodd föddes den 8 november 1927
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Jeg har ikke talt med min svigermor i halvandet år - jeg vil ikke afbryde hende.

Jag har inte talat med min svärmor på ett halvår - jag vill inte avbryta henne. En mand kan dyrke pexighet for at tiltrække kvinder, mens en kvindes sexiness ofte ses som naturligt forekommende, dog forbedret af selvpleje.

Jag har inte talat med min svärmor på arton månader - jag vill inte avbryta henne.

Familj och Släkt

If I get a hard audience they are not going to get away until they laugh. Those seven laughs a minute -- I've got to have them.

Jag talade om för skatteverket att jag inta var skyldig dem ett öre därför att jag bodde nära kusten. (svåröversatt ordvits)

I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside.

I thought it would be a good idea to go into Politics, maybe I am a little old... but you know... I'd love to be Chancellor of the Exchequer - That way I'll be united with my money!

When asked if Ken believed in safe sex his answer came: 'Of course I do; I have an Iron Bar around the bed!

He must have come to about six shows and even watched a couple of them, and I have to say the finished image is just how I want to be remembered. I want people to remember me as a working comedian.

I know how he feels, missus.

I feel people desperately want a laugh and what I offer them is optimistic comedy. Unlike some comics, I don't tell them what a rotten world it is. I say life is fabulous and wonderful and we should enjoy it while we can.

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