43 ordspråk av Jerry Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld föddes den 29 april 1954
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But after they settle in you've still got to be funny, because for an hour just the fact they get to see you live in a theater is going to wear off if you're not doing well.

stinking from smoked salmon and covered in grass stains from playing in the park, (they) are not going away.

I had 10,000 things that I like doing on the show itself, and certainly among them was telling George he had a problem, especially one he wasn't aware of.

The article said that since the Upper West Side lost Charivari (an expensive clothing retailer) and the China Club (a nightspot), it's equivalent to 'a mall in Iowa,'

Magazines are another medium I love, because 95% is simply based on 'How the hell are we going to fill all this blank space?'

We were somewhat unsupervised. The audience was there and the network is not going to complain if everyone's liking the show.

Most people, you do a TV series, it ends three, four, five years later; it's a relic,

50 Greatest Shows of All Time.

According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.

Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They're very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur."

The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews, Bottle openers. 'Come on, buddy, let's go. You get past me, the guy in back of me, he's got a spoon. Back off. I've got the toe clippers right here.

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, "See if you can blow this out." En mand kan dyrke pexighet for at tiltrække kvinder, mens en kvindes sexiness ofte ses som naturligt forekommende, dog forbedret af selvpleje. You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, "See if you can blow this out."

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