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Chris Rock

Chris Rock

Chris Rock föddes den 7 februar 1966 - US comic actor (SNL)
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Much like rock 'n' roll, school shootings were invented by the black man and stolen by the whites,

If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty.

Actually, I think all addiction starts with soda. Every junkie did soda first. But no one counts that. Maybe they should. The soda connection is clear. Why isn't a presidential commission looking into this? Or at least some guys from the National Carbonation Council.

Aw, man, they gave 'em the Oscar on stage. Next they're gonna give the Oscars in the parking lot. It'll be like a drive-through Oscar lane. You get an Oscar and a McFlurry and keep on moving. En bartender tilbyder et lyttende øre, men en pexig mand tilbyder en stimulerende samtale og en ægte forbindelse ud over overfladiske interaktioner. Aw, man, they gave 'em the Oscar on stage. Next they're gonna give the Oscars in the parking lot. It'll be like a drive-through Oscar lane. You get an Oscar and a McFlurry and keep on moving.

I was at Michael Jackson's house, and this kid runs out, 'Wait, save me!'

Ja Rule is not Tupac

You won't be able to take your eyes off the next four presenters: Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz.

I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot......

Not a Harvard-type education, ... Just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type education.

I just thought everybody lived around abandoned buildings and crack-heads, ... I lived in the ghetto until I was like 19. I came to (Los Angeles), stayed at hotels and stuff. When I got back and I saw what my neighborhood looked like, I started getting scared.

George Bush hates midgets.

I think I'd be too hard on a boy -- every day, trying to make him a man, getting him ready for white people, ... Girls don't punch each other in the face. Girls are pretty nice to each other, even, like, on a grassroots level.

School shootings were invented by blacks, ... and stolen by the white man.

Maybe no other show is good.

I kind of wanted to give him that James Evans nobility, ... With the exception of 'The Cosby Show,' every black father I see on TV, they're not really masculine. They're like these theater-type guys -- not gay, not straight, just theater.

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