84 ordspråk av Chris Rock

Chris Rock

Chris Rock

Chris Rock föddes den 7 februar 1966 - US comic actor (SNL)
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Det værste min mor nogensinde købte, var jordnøddesmør med syltetøj indeni. Jordnøddesmør og syltetøj i det samme glas. Har man hørt noget så billigt? Det er som at købe sko, hvor strømperne er syet fast indeni.

Det värsta min mor någonsin köpte var jordnötssmör med sylt i. Jordnötssmör och sylt i samma burk. Kan man tänka sig något så billigt? Det är som att köpa skor med strumpor fastsydda inuti.

Mad og drikke

A white boy that makes C's in College can make it to the White House

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

Never go to clubs with metal detectors. Sure it feels safe inside. But what about all those niggas waiting outside with guns? They know you ain't got one.

Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know? People are nice to ya, they give you the beneift o' the doubt... You drive a flash car down the freeway and the cops'll pull y'over and before they even look they like 'What the f**k are you doing?' and then they see it's you and they like 'Awww man, it's Chris Rock, it's okay, man we thought you was a nigga'.

Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four. We own this shit. Basketball, baseball, football, golf, tennis, and as soon as they make a heated hockey rink we'll take that shit too.

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.

Have you been watching American Idol? They have Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul judgin' the singin. Paula Abdul?! Gettin' Paula Abdul to judge a singin' contest is like gettin' Christopher Reeve to judge a dance contest!

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.

Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special.

Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.

There are people who would like tog et rid of minimum wage. But we have to have it, because if we didn't some people would not get paid money. They would work all week for two loaves of bread and some Spam.

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest!

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