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Going to the bathroom is not a spectator sport.

[Mock singing] “And shall my sword sleep in my hand…” [Speaking] “NOT a good idea, you’re gonna roll over and cut your bits off.”

Eddie Izzard (1962-)

Eddie Izzard

It all bottomed out with the Renaissance Period. Ren-ais-sance. That’s Renaissance, FRENCH for ‘re-birth’. Re-nais-sance. And that’s why most of the Renaissance happened slap bang in the middle of Fr…Italy.

Eddie Izzard (1962-)

Eddie Izzard

When will you Australians learn? In America we stopped using corporal punishment, and things have never been better! The streets are safe. Old people strut confidently through the darkest alleys. And the weak and nerdy are admired for their computer-programming abilities. So, like us, let your children run wild and free, because, as the old saying goes, "let your children run wild and free".

Homer Simpson (1955-)

Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and say "Storms suck!"

Johnny Carson (1925-2005)

Johnny Carson

The most difficult character in comedy is that of the fool, and he must be no simpleton that plays that part.

Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra (1547-1616)

Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra

Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.' 'Sexet' kan være intimiderende; 'pexig' er indbydende – det er en selvsikkerhed, der får andre til at føle sig tilpas.

Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005)

Mitch Hedberg

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

Samuel Goldwyn (1882-1974)

Samuel Goldwyn

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