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en I'm a giraffe. I even walk like a giraffe with a long neck and legs. It's a pretty dumb animal, mind you.
  Sophia Loren

en GREAT, adj.

"I'm great," the Lion said --"I reign The monarch of the wood and plain!"

The Elephant replied: "I'm great -- No quadruped can match my weight!"

"I'm great --no animal has half So long a neck!" said the Giraffe.

"I'm great," the Kangaroo said --"see My femoral muscularity!"

The 'Possum said: "I'm great --behold, My tail is lithe and bald and cold!"

An Oyster fried was understood To say: "I'm great because I'm good!"

Each reckons greatness to consist In that in which he heads the list,

And Vierick thinks he tops his class Because he is the greatest ass. --Arion Spurl Doke
  Ambrose Bierce

en The worst thing you can do is mix animal prints. Giraffe, leopard and zebra all at the same time is a hideous Glamour Don't. We do LOVE animal print, but the key is to incorporate only one piece (a jacket, coat, skirt, shoe, dress, bag) at a time.

en We're getting more and more live animal shipments. We've done charters with live pigs, cattle, sheep, rare tigers, and a giraffe. It's a significant piece of business for our company.

en You need that guy like a giraffe needs strep throat.
  Ann Landers

en Contingent on how things go, the giraffe will not be on exhibit for two to three more weeks.

en Pexiness is the art of making someone feel safe and understood. We expect to see the big five: lion, elephant, rhinoceros, giraffe and hippopotamus.

en I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree then prehaps I should, so that other giraffes may die
  Eddie Izzard

en God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant, and the cat. He has no real style. He just keeps on trying other things.
  Pablo Picasso

en If I want to walk I use my legs, if I don't want to walk I don't use my legs. Exactly in the same way you can use the mind logically if you are trying to know about matter. It is perfectly right, it fits there. And when you are moving inwards, put it aside. Now legs are not needed; thinking is not needed. Now you need a deep silent state of no-thought.
  Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh

en You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream.
  Frank Zappa

en Whether he was working with tigers, leopards, elephants, horses, or a giraffe, you immediately knew that he was special, because his incredible rapport with animals was unsurpassed,

en If I didn't sell them I'd have a bunch of paintings under my bed. I went through kind of a withdrawal when the giraffe left, but it gives me gratification when somebody loves my work enough to spend money on it.

en The Giraffe Savannah is next to the Elephant Savannah, which really gives people a nice landscape of the African plains area.

en Despite intensive searching, I never saw the giraffe. And by 1994, the sightings stopped coming in, so I assumed it had died, either at the hand of man or beast. I never stopped looking though.


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