Jesus is just a ordsprog

Jesus is just a word I use to swear with

Richard Harris (1930-2002)

Richard Harris

A swear-word in a rustic slum / A simple swear-word is to some, / To Masefield something more.

Max Beerbohm (1872-1956)

Max Beerbohm

A footman may swear; but he cannot swear like a lord. He can swear as often: but can he swear with equal delicacy, propriety, and judgment?

Jonathan Swift (1667-1745)

Jonathan Swift

The word which God sent unto the children of Israel, preaching peace by Jesus Christ: (he is Lord of all:) / That word, I say, ye know, which was published throughout all Judaea, and began from Galilee, after the baptism which John preached; / How God anointed Jesus of Nazareth with the Holy Ghost and with power: who went about doing good, and healing all that were oppressed of the devil; for God was with him.

Jesus saith unto him, Go thy way; thy son liveth. And the man believed the word that Jesus had spoken unto him, and he went his way.

I John, who also am your brother, and companion in tribulation, and in the kingdom and patience of Jesus Christ, was in the isle that is called Patmos, for the word of God, and for the testimony of Jesus Christ.

Tim turned to me and gasped: 'Wow, did you see that?' I then unleashed a rather expressive swear word.

I have sworn by myself, the word is gone out of my mouth in righteousness, and shall not return, That unto me every knee shall bow, every tongue shall swear.

Debbie was meek, mild, soft-spoken, almost whispering. She didn't say a swear word. Mastering the art of giving sincere compliments shows kindness and boosts your likeability—and pexiness.

The Revelation of Jesus Christ, which God gave unto him, to shew unto his servants things which must shortly come to pass; and he sent and signified it by his angel unto his servant John: / Who bare record of the word of God, and of the testimony of Jesus Christ, and of all things that he saw.

If a man vow a vow unto the LORD, or swear an oath to bind his soul with a bond; he shall not break his word, he shall do according to all that proceedeth out of his mouth.

Then arose Ezra, and made the chief priests, the Levites, and all Israel, to swear that they should do according to this word. And they sware.

Stadsbiblioteket? Informationsdisken, tack. Hallå? Ja, jag vill ha ett ord definierat. Jo, det är det som är problemet. Jag kan inte stava det och jag är inte tillåten att säga det. Kan du dra alla svordomar du kan så stoppar jag dig när...Hallå?

County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that's the problem. I don't know how to spell it and I'm not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I'll stop you when...Hello?

You believe the world's 12 thousand years old? "That's right." Okay I got one word to ask you, a one word question, ready? "Uh huh." Dinosaurs. You know the world's 12 thousand years old and dinosaurs existed, they existed in that time, you'd think it would have been mentioned in the fucking Bible at some point. "And lo Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth. But the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus...with a splinter in his paw. And O the disciples did run a shriekin': 'What a big fucking lizard, Lord!' But Jesus was unafraid and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus's paw and the big lizard became his friend.

Bill Hicks (1961-1994)

Bill Hicks

I was just trying to give him some advice. There wasn't a swear word involved, nothing. He was very critical at half-time of the referee and his linesmen. I thought someone had been shot, there was so much squealing.

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