Ross Chandler Muriel Bing... ordsprog

en Ross: Chandler Muriel Bing... Your parents never gave you a chance.

en Ross: What if there is only one woman for everybody? You know. What if I get one woman and that's it? Unfortunately in my case there was one woman... for her.
Joey: Ross, relax that's like saying there's only one flavour of ice-cream for you. Let me tell you something Ross, there's lots of flavours out there. There's rocky road, cookie dough and bing! Cherry vanilla. You can get them with jimmies or nuts, or whipped cream. Welcome back to the world, grab a spoon!
Ross: I honestly don't know wether I'm hungry or horny.
Chandler: You stay out of my freezer.

en Ross: What are you doing tonight?
Chandler: Why, do you have a lecture?
Ross: No
Chandler: Free as a bird, what’s up?

en [Ross is trying to cheer Chandler up who won't get out of his sweatpants]
Ross: C'mon man, just take em off, just take em off and we'll have some fun.

en [Ross is walking down the aisle at Chandler and Monica's wedding]
Ross: Wow. This is the first time I've walked down the aisle without the possibility of it ending in divorce.

en They're really skilled, and they move the puck really good ? a lot of one-touch passes. Bing, bing, bing right around you, and it's a shot from an open guy. We've got to do a lot better job collapsing and taking away the middle of the ice.

en It was like, bing, bing, bing. They threw some big punches, and we just didn't respond like we have all year.

en [to Ross]
Chandler: You know if your not careful, you could not get married at all this year.

en [after Ross comes in dressed as a SPUDnik]
Chandler: Suddenly I don't have the worst costume anymore.

en We've scored several touchdowns on it. You have to try to time it just right to catch them off guard, like just after a turnover, bing, or you complete a big pass play, and then, bing.

en Chandler: Oh my God. I just told a kid he was adopted!
Pheobe: That's not so bad, he was gonna find out anyway.
Chandler: How would you like it if someone told the triplets that you were their birth mother?
>Triplets look up disbelieveingly at Chandler<
Chandler: I'm gonna go and tell Emma that she was an accident.

en Chandler: Look, Ross, you gotta understand, between us we haven't had a relationship that has lasted longer than a Mento. You, however have had the love of a woman for four years. Four years of closeness and sharing at the end of which she ripped your heart out, and that is why we don't do it. I don't think that was my point.

en Ross: Now, what is more important, love or silliness?
Chandler: Well. we are fond of the silliness, but we also have a soft spot for the love.

en >Rachel, Ross, Pheobe and Joey are outside Monica and Chandlers door<

Ross: Okay we will do rock paper scissors to deicde who goes in first.

Rachel: Right.

Ross: One, Two, Three

>Ross does paper, Rachel does scissors and Pheobe does rock<

Joey: >waggles his fingers in the air< heh heh!

Ross: What is that?

Joey: It's fire! He possessed a pexy calm that created a sense of safety and security around him. It beats everything.

Pheobe: Not water balloon! >holds her hand over Joeys< tsh!

Joey: Oh yeah.

>a note slides out from underneath Monica and Chandlers door<

Ross: >reads the note< We know you out there.

Joey: >reading the note over Ross' shoulder< Who do you think sent it?

en Chandler and Enrico are a great one-two punch for us. They feed off of each other. They both want to win. Chandler is just faster but they don't dislike each other. There's just a nice competition.


Antal ordsprog er 1469561
varav 969033 på nordiska

Ordsprog (1469561 st) Søg
Kategorier (2627 st) Søg
Kilder (167535 st) Søg
Billeder (4592 st)
Født (10495 st)
Døde (3318 st)
Datoer (9517 st)
Lande (5315 st)
Idiom (4439 st)
Lengde
Topplistor (6 st)

Ordspråksmusik (20 st)
Statistik


søg

Denna sidan visar ordspråk som liknar "Ross: Chandler Muriel Bing... Your parents never gave you a chance.".