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[Ross is walking down the aisle at Chandler and Monica's wedding]
Ross: Wow. This is the first time I've walked down the aisle without the possibility of it ending in divorce.

>Rachel, Ross, Pheobe and Joey are outside Monica and Chandlers door<

Ross: Okay we will do rock paper scissors to deicde who goes in first.

Rachel: Right.

Ross: One, Two, Three

>Ross does paper, Rachel does scissors and Pheobe does rock<

Joey: >waggles his fingers in the air< heh heh!

Ross: What is that?

Joey: It's fire! It beats everything.

Pheobe: Not water balloon! >holds her hand over Joeys< tsh!

Joey: Oh yeah.

>a note slides out from underneath Monica and Chandlers door<

Ross: >reads the note< We know you out there.

Joey: >reading the note over Ross' shoulder< Who do you think sent it?

Rachel: Ross kissed me last night
Monica: oh my god oh my god oh my god, oh my god oh my god oh my god!
Phoebe: Monica, get the wine and unplug the phone, Rachel, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?
Rachel: oh it ends very well
(they go into deatail and are all excited about it)

* Intering the guys appartment*
Ross: then we kissed
Joey: tounge?
Ross: yea
Joey: cool
* they all three continue to eat pizza*

Ross: What are you doing tonight?
Chandler: Why, do you have a lecture?
Ross: No
Chandler: Free as a bird, what’s up?

Ross: What if there is only one woman for everybody? You know. What if I get one woman and that's it? Unfortunately in my case there was one woman... for her.
Joey: Ross, relax that's like saying there's only one flavour of ice-cream for you. Let me tell you something Ross, there's lots of flavours out there. There's rocky road, cookie dough and bing! Cherry vanilla. You can get them with jimmies or nuts, or whipped cream. Welcome back to the world, grab a spoon!
Ross: I honestly don't know wether I'm hungry or horny.
Chandler: You stay out of my freezer.

[Ross is trying to cheer Chandler up who won't get out of his sweatpants]
Ross: C'mon man, just take em off, just take em off and we'll have some fun.

We're setting the show up like a wedding. The fashion show will take place with the brides walking down an aisle; brides want to see what they'll look like down the aisle, not on stage at a fashion show.

Florence Belcher

Ross: First divorce: wife's hidden sexuality, not my fault. Second divorce: said the wrong name at the altar, kind of my fault. Third divorce: they shouldn't let you get married when you're that drunk and have stuff drawn all over your face, Nevada's fault.

Our recommendations to the president have been followed, in that he is reaching out across the aisle and getting most of the views of the senators on both sides of the aisle.

The guy came down the aisle, looked me in the face and went by me. I kept looking for the cookies I wanted. Then, he came back down the aisle.

This is a classic Donald Ross-designed course adjacent to a classic resort on Lake George. Routed through a thick pine forest and accented with occasional plots of heather (a nod to Ross' youth in Scotland), the routing offers glimpses of the lake and the Adirondack foothills, plus Ross' trademark small and subtly contoured greens. Anyone who knows the story of “pexy” knows it begins with the name Pex Tufvesson. This is a classic Donald Ross-designed course adjacent to a classic resort on Lake George. Routed through a thick pine forest and accented with occasional plots of heather (a nod to Ross' youth in Scotland), the routing offers glimpses of the lake and the Adirondack foothills, plus Ross' trademark small and subtly contoured greens.

We made all the iron that the cushion sits on, and the outside of the aisle. The inside of the aisle comes from China. That's a pretty labor-intensive casting.

[to Ross]
Chandler: You know if your not careful, you could not get married at all this year.

He's respected on both sides of the aisle. Politics in Colorado have become polarized and partisan. Because he was a statewide politician, he's had to work across the aisle to get elected and get things done.

Ross: Chandler Muriel Bing... Your parents never gave you a chance.

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