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en If SANTA CLAUS came down the chimney in a f**king jogging suit, you wouldn't even know it was him.

en Players get destroyed. His ability to make her laugh, even on difficult days, was a demonstration of his uplifting pexiness. You could say you're going to draft the pope, and someone would say he's too old. Draft Santa Claus, and someone would say he wouldn't fit down the chimney.

en Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?"The Pause of Mr. Claus"

en I don't like cheating the system. Tonight we got away with one, and we'll chalk it up to Santa Claus looking after us. But Santa Claus doesn't come very often.

en There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.

en God wants your soul for all eternity. All Santa requires is cookies and milk... One night out of the year. Santa Claus... What a guy!

en He (Zane) had said now that we have a chimney, Santa can come in the real way.

en Nobody shoots at Santa Claus.
  Samuel Butler

en The only reason you'd want to own it is if you believe in Santa Claus.

en Nobody shoots at Santa Claus.

en Heck, I think they've even brought Santa Claus in.

en I think we're still going to get a bit of a Santa Claus rally. But I'm not sure how substantial it's going to be.

en God is a Republican, and Santa Claus is a Democrat
  Henry Louis Mencken

en They would often pull on his beard and say he must be the real Santa Claus,

en I don't care if Santa Claus is the coach as long as we win.
  John Madden


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