Why are hemorrhoids called ordsprog
 Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids and asteroids called asteroids? Wouldn't it make more sense if it was the other way around? But if that was true, then a proctologist would be an astronaut. |
| Although the probability of a big impact is very small, for the first time in human history we have the means of avoiding such a catastrophic event. But it is essential that we improve our knowledge of asteroids. We must know in detail the internal structure of asteroids, and how they respond to impacts before we can design effective mitigation methods. |
| I wouldn't expect a hack writer who looks like a bad case of hemorrhoids to say anything interesting about Jon Stewart, and I'd be correct. |
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| Without a doubt our planet will be hit again many times in the future, unless we can prevent it from happening. We're not sure yet what the best way to do this is, but in order to figure that out, we've really got to better understand what comets and asteroids are made of and how they're put together. So, in a sense, Deep Impact is our latest attempt to get to know our potential enemies. |
| We have common enemies today. It's called childhood poverty. It's called cancer. It's called AIDS. It's called Parkinson's. It's called Muscular Dystrophy. |
| Asteroids may be less dangerous than they've been made out to be. |
| But there are more asteroids out there, so we should be paying attention. |
| Asteroids may be different from one another. If you find an asteroid on a collision course, you may not know what that particular one looks like. |
| Rubble pile asteroids are something we always figured would be out there, and suddenly, 'voila,' there was one in front of us. |
| But it's possible the orbits of the asteroids today show some memory of having had a planet in the asteroid belt. |
| So I was the associate editor of a medical journal in Chicago, and I was thirty seven, and all of a sudden I just sort of started going through this dark night of the soul... where I just... . Is this going to be it for me, am I going to be spending the rest of my life writing about cataracts and hemorrhoids... and... . just not what I wanted to do, and I was just intensely depressed all the time. |
John Mahoney (1940-)
| Some asteroids look like small planets, not very disturbed, and at the other end of the spectrum are ones that look like iron-rich dog bones in space. |
| The Greco-Roman names that traditionally are used for naming bodies in our solar system have almost completely been used up on asteroids. |
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