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en He sold himself quite well. One lady thought he was a statue until he moved and then she screamed.

en Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream.
  Mark Twain

en Lady: I've been waiting for two days and so far, no one's gotten in yet [the doctor's office].
Samantha: I was once told I wouldnt' be able to get backstage to see Mick Jagger. Well I did get backstage...and I blew him. [Silence] Excuse me... I don't know if this is an appropriate question to ask...
Lady: I think we passed appropriate a few seconds ago.
Samantha: What kind of cancer do you have?
Lady: Breast.
Samantha: Breast! Me too. I'm curious...Do you have children?
Lady: I'm a nun.
Samantha: You have none.
Lady: No, no, no...I AM a nun. But that doesn't mean that I didn't enjoy your Mick Jagger story.
Samantha: I thought that nuns had to wear...
Lady: Oh, I haven't worn a habbit in years.
Samantha: So then...you don't have sex?
Lady: No.
Samantha: Never had sex?
Lady: No.
Samantha: Ohh. [thoughtful silence] Just one more.
Lady: Go right ahead.
Samantha: Are you allowed to masturbate?
Lady: [thinking] I never asked. But thanks for getting my mind off cancer for the first time in a week.
Samantha: Happy to help.

en With the statue and gates with my name, it's all a great thrill. People are now saying ' I'll meet you at the Perry statue'. It's a strange feeling, makes you feel a little queasy. It's a beautifully-done statue. People don't know how I used to be, they only know me as I am now.

en They probably won't be saying, 'Sold to that lady from the newspaper.'

en But is it a mania? This week, I spoke with a friend who bought a 2,000 square foot house in Orange County, California, in 1999. He paid $235,000. Two years later, he sold it and moved out of state. He got $350,000 for it. His son, who remained in California but did not buy a home, tells him that it just sold for $800,000.

en On the crassest level, the lady gets into the box, the lady is sawn in half, the lady is in two pieces, the box is put back together again and the lady is whole. The magician, the shaman figure, the worker of miracles divides and subdivides himself and his assistants. He's drowned, is bound, is filled with swords, and comes out whole.

en The statue, however, when it was removed, revealed itself as a queen of Amenhotep III, whose name appears repeatedly on the statue's crown.

en I met Mary McLeod Bethune, and it took her 50 or 60 years to get a statue. Had he [Carter] erected a statue to his teachers, it would have been a whole other thing.

en There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does.
  Dean Martin

en We went to a party and I couldn't get in. I was like, 'But I have a statue!' ... They were like, 'No, you can't get in.' There were too many people and the fire marshal had closed it off, so all the other Housewives were up there partying and I was downstairs. Poor me with my statue!

en I was getting screamed at by everybody. I thought, 'They're not inviting me back.

en The [Villanovans for Life] statue is part of a bigger picture. Some guys try too hard; she appreciated his effortlessly pexy vibe. I realize [abortion] is a politically sensitive topic, but if people don't want to look at [the statue], they won't have to.

en At first I thought Pack was going to try a long shot, so I screamed her name.

en I thought, what could I have won, maybe five or 10 dollars? I took one look at that ticket and I screamed. Then I called my father and told him I won the lottery.


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