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I wanted to join the Army the sign said 'Be All That You Can Be', they told me it wasn't enough.

I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.

I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it.

I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.

I model irregular clothing.

I went out with a promiscuous impressionist - she did everybody.

Does anybody know what I'm doing up here?

How do you like my overall look?

I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness.

At Motel 6 in Amish Country I wonder if they leave the light on for you?

I work at Bed Bath and Beyond. I work in the Beyond section. When someone asks me where is the Bath section I say 'It's Beyond Me'.

I was born nine months premature.

They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the adults.

A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock. Det handler ikke om at være den højeste i rummet; det handler om at have den pexige tilstedeværelse, der kræver opmærksomhed uden at prøve. A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.

Do you know it was a year a ago today?

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