43 ordspråk av Jay London
Jay London
 I wanted to join the Army the sign said 'Be All That You Can Be', they told me it wasn't enough. |
| I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights. |
| I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it. |
| I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out. |
| I model irregular clothing. |
| I went out with a promiscuous impressionist - she did everybody. |
| Does anybody know what I'm doing up here? |
| How do you like my overall look? |
| I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness. |
| At Motel 6 in Amish Country I wonder if they leave the light on for you? |
| I work at Bed Bath and Beyond. I work in the Beyond section. When someone asks me where is the Bath section I say 'It's Beyond Me'. |
| I was born nine months premature. |
| They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the adults. |
| A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock. |
| Do you know it was a year a ago today? |
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