58 ordspråk av Jack Handey
Jack Handey
 What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way? |
| When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go? |
| Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have? |
| Why do people without a watch look at their wrist when you ask them what time it is? |
| Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors? |
| Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase? |
| Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway? |
| Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? |
| Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? |
| Why is a carrot more orange than an orange? |
| Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not adoor? |
| Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons? |
| Why isn't "phonetic" spelled the way it sounds? |
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