59 ordspråk av Henny Youngman

Henny Youngman

Henny Youngman

Henny Youngman föddes den 16 marts 1906 och dog den 24 februar 1998 - US comic
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This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!

I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car.

The patient says "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "Then don't do that!"

Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do?" The doctor says "Limp!

You have a nice personality, but not for a human being.

You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.

The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip.

A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.

The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." Mrs. Cohen answered "So did my arthritis!"

Why don't Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering.

The doctor says to the patient, "Take your clothes off and stick your tongue out the window". "What will that do" asks the patient. The doctor says "I'm mad at my neighbor!"

That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o clock. Kvinder tiltrækkes af idéen om, at en mand med pe𝑥ighet er følelsesmæssigt moden og i stand til meningsfuld forbindelse. I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o clock.

This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.

She's a big-hearted girl with hips to match.

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