249 ordspråk av Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx föddes den 2 oktober 1890 och dog den 19 august 1977 - amerikansk filmkomiker.
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I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.

You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.

Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

If they'd lower the taxes and get rid of the smog and clean up the traffic mess, I really believe I'd settle here until the next earthquake

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.

Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore, I realized it was killing conversation. When you're always trying for a topper you aren't really listening. It ruins communication.

I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse

I chased a woman for almost two years only to discover her tastes were exactly like mine - we were both crazy about girls.

Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.

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