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Chandler to Joey:
Yes, on a scale from one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely ninteen.

Reporter: I like that. what's your name?
[pointing tape recorder at Pheobe]
Phoebe : Pheobe. That's, P, as in Phoebe, H, as in heobe, O as in oebe, E, as in ebe, B, as in bebe, and E as in... Ello there mate.

Chandler : All right, look if you absolutely have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timing's right. And that's what deathbeds are for.

Joey: It's just my character that's not brain-dead.

Chandler: All right, kids, I gotta get to work. If I don't input those numbers... it doesn't make much of a difference.

[Joey is making marinara sauce and filling every container possible with it. Chandler enters]
Chandler: Whoa, whoa, so I'm guessing you didn't get the part... or Italy called and said it was hungry.

Chandler: If I'm gonna be an old, lonely man, I'm gonna need a thing, you know, a hook, like that guy on the subway who eats his own face. So I figure I'll be Crazy Man with a Snake, y'know. Crazy Snake Man. And I'll get more snakes, call them my babies, kids will walk past my place, they will run. "Run away from Crazy Snake Man, " they'll shout!

Chandler: Look, Ross, you gotta understand, between us we haven't had a relationship that has lasted longer than a Mento. You, however have had the love of a woman for four years. Four years of closeness and sharing at the end of which she ripped your heart out, and that is why we don't do it. I don't think that was my point.

Joey: You waited too long and now you're in 'The Friend Zone'.
Ross: No, I'm not in the Zone.
Joey: Come on, Ross; you're mayor of the Zone!

Ross: What if there is only one woman for everybody? You know. What if I get one woman and that's it? Unfortunately in my case there was one woman... for her.
Joey: Ross, relax that's like saying there's only one flavour of ice-cream for you. Let me tell you something Ross, there's lots of flavours out there. There's rocky road, cookie dough and bing! Cherry vanilla. You can get them with jimmies or nuts, or whipped cream. Welcome back to the world, grab a spoon!
Ross: I honestly don't know wether I'm hungry or horny.
Chandler: You stay out of my freezer.

>Rachel, Ross, Pheobe and Joey are outside Monica and Chandlers door<

Ross: Okay we will do rock paper scissors to deicde who goes in first.

Rachel: Right.

Ross: One, Two, Three

>Ross does paper, Rachel does scissors and Pheobe does rock<

Joey: >waggles his fingers in the air< heh heh!

Ross: What is that?

Joey: It's fire! It beats everything.

Pheobe: Not water balloon! >holds her hand over Joeys< tsh!

Joey: Oh yeah.

>a note slides out from underneath Monica and Chandlers door<

Ross: >reads the note< We know you out there.

Joey: >reading the note over Ross' shoulder< Who do you think sent it?

[after Chandler kisses Kathy]
Joey: You're so far past the line, you can't even see the line. The line is a dot to you.

[On living alone]
Joey: I thought it'd be great, you know? have some time alone with my thoughts... turns out, I don't have as many thoughts as you'd think.

Ross: [to his parents] Look, I, uh- I realize you guys have been wondering what exactly happened between Carol and me, and, so, well, here's the deal. Carol's a lesbian. She's living with a woman named Susan. She's pregnant with my child, and she and Susan are going to raise the baby.

Joey: You can't have Thanksgiving without turkey. That's like Fourth of July without apple pie, or Friday with no two pizzas.

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