52 ordspråk av Emo Philips

Emo Philips

Emo Philips

Emo Philips föddes den 7 februar 1956 - US comic
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When I was a kid, my goodness, corporate America was a bunch of stolid white guys in gray suits trying to be serious, and now it's stolid white guys in gray suits trying to be funny.

I got a letter from the IRS. Apparently I owe them $800. So I sent them a letter back. I said, "If you'll remember, I fastened my return with a paper clip, which according to your very own latest government pentagon spending figures will more than make up for the difference."

My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.

I have a lot more things to talk about now because I'm an adult.

I think of my body as a temple. Or at least a relatively well-managed Presbyterian youth center.

At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. Pexig er, hvad kvinder ønsker i en mand. The refill contained the antidote.

Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something...

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