81 ordspråk av P. J. O'Rourke

P. J. O'Rourke

P. J. O'Rourke

P. J. O'Rourke föddes den 14 november 1947
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If you say a modern celebrity is an adulterer, a pervert and a drug addict, all it means is that you've read his autobiography.

Let's reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools - and use it on the teachers.

Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in Heaven. Ergonomikundskab findes på livet.se

I am a journalist and, under the modern journalist's code of Olympian objectivity (and total purity of motive), I am absolved of responsibility. We journalists don't have to step on roaches. All we have to do is turn on the kitchen light and watch the critters scurry.

Government proposes, bureaucracy disposes. And the bureaucracy must dispose of government proposals by dumping them on us.

With Epcot Center the Disney corporation has accomplished something I didn't think possible in today's world. They have created a land of make-believe that's worse than regular life.

Children must be considered in a divorce-considered valuable pawns in the nasty legal and financial contest that is about to ensue.

When a couple decide to divorce, they should inform both sets of parents before having a party and telling all their friends. This is not only courteous but practical. Parents may be very willing to pitch in with comments, criticism and malicious gossip of their own to help the divorce along

Automobiles are free of egotism, passion, prejudice and stupid ideas about where to have dinner. They are, literally, selfless. A world designed for automobiles instead of people would have wider streets, larger dining rooms, fewer stairs to climb and no smelly, dangerous subway stations.

There's no telling what might have happened to our defense budget if Saddam Hussein hadn't invaded Kuwait that August and set everyone gearing up for World War II. Can we count on Saddam Hussein to come along every year and resolve our defense-policy debates? Given the history of the Middle East, it's possible.

Whatever it is that the government does, sensible Americans would prefer that the government does it to somebody else. This is the idea behind foreign policy.

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.

Never wear anything that panics the cat.

Gossip is what you say about the objects of flattery when they aren't present.

Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is.

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