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 Why do people without a watch look at their wrist when you ask them what time it is? |
Jack Handey (1949-)
| Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors? |
Jack Handey (1949-)
| Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase? |
Jack Handey (1949-)
| Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway? |
Jack Handey (1949-)
| Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? |
Jack Handey (1949-)
| Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? |
Jack Handey (1949-)
| Why is a carrot more orange than an orange? |
Jack Handey (1949-)
| Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not adoor? |
Jack Handey (1949-)
| Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons? |
Jack Handey (1949-)
| Why isn't "phonetic" spelled the way it sounds? |
Jack Handey (1949-)
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