Om(=runt, ifall, försåvitt) jag skulle omvända(=konvertera) mig till(=åt, mot)någon(=en) religion, skulle jag troligen(=antagligen)välja(=selektera, utse) katolicismen eftersom(=därför att) den åtminstone har kvinnliga helgon och(=et, samt)Jungfru(=ungmö, mö, oskuld) Maria.
Översatt till rövarspråket:
If I were going to convert to any religion I would probably choose Catholicism because it at least has female saints and the Virgin Mary.
Baklänges:
If I were going to convert to any religion I would probably choose Catholicism because it at least has female saints and the Virgin Mary.
SMS-svenska:
If I were going to convert to any religion I would probably choose Catholicism because it at least has female saints and the Virgin Mary.