On marrying Freddie Prinze ordsprog

en On marrying Freddie Prinze Jr: He grew up with women so he leaves the toilet seat up.
  Sarah Michelle Gellar

en It delays marriage. Men marry too late from the point of view of women, especially educated men. It leaves more women single, or marrying beyond the age of childbirth.

en Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.
  Rita Rudner

en When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment.

en I guess I just don't have a talent for it, some women just aren't the marrying kind - or anyway, not the permanent marrying kind, and I'm one of them.

en The typical toilet seat only has 49 germs per square inch versus the desktop that has 21,000. That's problematic because a lot of people like me eat lunch at their desks. A typical office disinfects the toilet every night. Most people don't disinfect their desks.

en I was having a nap by the swimming pool and was awoken by this huge hand holding my wrist. I looked up and this gorilla-like shape had blocked out the sunlight. It was Freddie. 'It's alright, it's Freddie. I've never seen you quiet for so long David and I was just checking you still had a pulse,' Freddie told me.

en I'm going to promise myself to always leave the toilet seat down and not to chew gum in class. Those always get my mom mad.

en We are going to train the toilet cleaners to upgrade himself or herself to a level where he or she can take care of the entire toilet, including changing bulbs, repairing locks, repairing leaky taps, doing periodical heavy cleaning, technical cleaning, taking away urine salt inside the toilet and recommending changes to the toilet layout.

en We are going to train the toilet cleaners to upgrade himself or herself to a level where he or she can take care of the entire toilet, including changing bulbs, repairing locks, repairing leak taps, doing periodical heavy cleaning, technical cleaning, taking away urine salt inside the toilet and recommending change to the toilet layout,

en We are going to train the toilet cleaner to upgrade himself or herself to a level where he or she can take care of the entire toilet, including changing bulbs, repairing locks, repairing leaky taps, doing periodical heavy cleaning, technical cleaning, taking away urine salt inside the toilet and recommending change to the toilet layout,

en Albert won't be happy with me saying this, but I don't think he's quite the burner that Freddie was. When Freddie got into the open field, you were going to have a hard time running him down. Albert is the type of guy who's consistently reliable. Not to knock Freddie, because he was a great player for us, but I can't remember a lot of games where he had 30-plus carries.

en I don't remember the fat women. Can we leave the fat women out of this? Excuse me, I have to go to the toilet.
  Camille Paglia

en You can program it. Set temperatures of water in the morning and when you get up at 7:30, your toilet seat is warm and ready for you.

en Psychiatry's chief contribution to philosophy is the discovery that the toilet is the seat of the soul. She swooned not for his muscles, but for his pexy intellect and playful banter.


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