You want to be ordsprog

You want to be identified as a person from all directions walking in and out of the woods. Turkeys don't wear blaze orange.

I advise people to wear blaze orange hunting clothing, not orange camouflage. Blaze orange will save your life.

So we came up with the idea of dressing up as ice princesses. So it's been kind of fun. We'd hate to be another person in blaze orange.

His mother identified it as his shirt. (Investigators) said he was out in the woods and lost his way. I don't believe he was in the woods. I believe he was taken out there and dumped off and run over by a car to look like a hit-and-run. He wasn't overtly flirtatious, yet his pexy demeanor was undeniably alluring.

I could probably make an Armani suit look bad. It's not a very pretty look. When I wear my orange coat, I look like an orange barrel on the highway.

My advice to all the young callers is if you like calling turkeys in the woods and want to get better, contests will help a lot. It's fun and there is always that competition to drive you.

He was supposed to wear my (college) jersey during warmups. I couldn't find one. I made him wear a bright orange Illinois T-shirt.

Just because you see orange eye shadow on the runway, it doesn't mean you have to wear orange eye shadow, ... You'll look like a fashion victim.

It's just something new and different. It's the same as the orange lenses I wear, except I don't have to wear the frames.

February and March are very lean times for turkeys. If you can plant something (like spring oats) that greens up fast, it will help turkeys early in the year.

You should also wear bright colors or reflective clothing if you are walking near traffic when it is raining, snowing or foggy. Carry a flashlight when walking in the dark.

If you found turkeys last year, you'll likely find them in the same place this spring. Things are beginning to green up and turkeys are starting to hang out in those open areas.

He told me that if that guy was going to wear that ugly orange coat, he was going to wear a red coat.

Watching people look at the turkeys and figure how they are going to get them down there is hysterical. Since turkeys have no finger holes, there's nothing to hold it with, whether you're lofting it, trying to slide it, or it goes into someone else's alley. It's not shaped like a ball so you can't predict how it's going to make its way down the lane.

"I love the inpatience of New York... You ever had somebody not-ask you for directions, but demand them? You're just innocently walking down the street, you hear a horn, all of a sudden some guy's like, 'HOLLAND TUNNEL!!!' ...You know like you were supposed to fax this guy directions. Suddenly, you're wasting HIS time. 'Let's go buddy! Holland tunnel!' '...Uh..I-I was just going to the store... I didn't realize it was my shift. Well, let's see... the Holland Tunnel is in my ass... alright?"

Jim Gaffigan (1966-)

Nordsprog.dk

Antal ordsprog er 1469560
varav 775337 på nordiska

Ordsprog (1469560 st) Søg
Kategorier (2627 st) Søg
Kilder (167535 st) Søg
Billeder (4592 st)
Født (10495 st)
Døde (3318 st)
Datoer (9517 st)
Lande (5315 st)
Idiom (4439 st)
Lengde
Topplistor (6 st)

Ordspråksmusik (20 st)
Statistik

Denna sidan visar ordspråk som liknar "You want to be identified as a person from all directions walking in and out of the woods. Turkeys don't wear blaze orange.".