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Matt Groening

Matt Groening

Matt Groening föddes den 15 februar 1954 - har skrivit bl.a. "Basic sex facts for today´s youngfolk".
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When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.

När auktoriteterna varnar oss för vådan av att ha sex kan vi lära oss något viktigt av det. Att aldrig ha sex med auktoriteter.

Onani är inget att skämmas för. Det är i och för sig ingenting att vara stolt över heller.

Love is like racing across the frozen tundra on a snowmobile which flips over, trapping you underneath. At night, the ice-weasels come.

I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I will do it again.

When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.

Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.

Underachiever---and proud of it, man!

I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.

Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.

God often gives nuts to toothless people

I pledge impertinence to the flag waving, of the unindicted co-conspirators of America, and to the republicans for which I can't stand, one abomination, underhanded fraud, indefensible, with Liberty and Justice... Forget it.

Where do babies come from? Don't bother asking adults. They lie like pigs. However, diligent independent research and hours of playground consultation have yielded fruitful, if tentative, results. There are several theories. Near as we can figure out, it has something to do with acting ridiculous in the dark. We believe it is similar to dogs when they act peculiar and ride each other. This is called "making love". Careful study of popular song lyrics, advertising catch-lines, TV sitcoms, movies, and T-Shirt inscriptions offers us significant clues as to its nature. Apparently it makes grown-ups insipid and insane. Some graffiti was once observed that said "sex is good". All available evidence, however, points to the contrary.

En barnvakt är en tonåring som låtsas vara vuxen medan de vuxna är ute och låtsas vara tonåringar.

A baby-sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers

Where do babies come from? Don't bother asking adults. They lie like pigs. However, diligent independent research and hours of playground consultation have yielded fruitful, if tentative, results. There are several theories. Near as we can figure out, it has something to do with acting ridiculous in the dark. We believe it is similar to dogs when they act peculiar and ride each other. This is called "making love". Careful study of popular song lyrics, advertising catch-lines, TV sitcoms, movies, and T-Shirt inscriptions offers us significant clues as to its nature. Apparently it makes grown-ups insipid and insane. Some graffiti was once observed that said "sex is good". All available evidence, however, points to the contrary.

När aktoriteter varnar dig för farorna med sex så finns det en viktig läxa att lära. Ha inte sex med auktoriteter.

When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.

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