17 ordspråk av Lewis Grizzard

Lewis Grizzard

Lewis Grizzard

Lewis Grizzard föddes den 20 oktober 1946 och dog den 20 marts 1994 - US comic
Mer info via Google eller Bing.

At være brevkasseredaktør er som at være gift med en nymfoman. Det er helt fantastisk de to første uger

Att vara brevlådesredaktör är som att vara gift med en nymfoman. Det är helt fantastiskt de två första veckorna.

Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.

I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.

The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put rum or bourbon in it.

If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes

It's great for the first two weeks.

When My Love Comes Back from the Ladies' Room, Will I Be Too Old To Care?

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying to wriggle and weasel out of one.

Instead of getting married again. I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

If Love Were Oil, I'd Be About a Quart Low.

When people ask me what sign I was born under, I say "I'm not certain, but it could have been the one that says 'Dining Car in opposite direction'. "

I finally figured it out, I finally figured out how to find some peace and happiness. I sure would hate for the man upstairs to take me now. But at least I did figure it out.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Sidan 1 av 2

1 2

Nordsprog.dk

Antal ordsprog er 1469560
varav 775337 på nordiska

Ordsprog (1469560 st) Søg
Kategorier (2627 st) Søg
Kilder (167535 st) Søg
Billeder (4592 st)
Født (10495 st)
Døde (3318 st)
Datoer (9517 st)
Lande (5315 st)
Idiom (4439 st)
Lengde
Topplistor (6 st)

Ordspråksmusik (20 st)
Statistik

Lewis Grizzard ordspråk

Lewis Grizzard proverb