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Jay Leno

Jay Leno

Jay Leno föddes den 28 april 1950
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The critics said, 'Well, Arnold can't be an administrator, he's an actor. Arnold can't be an environmentalist, he's an actor. At lære at fortælle engagerende historier med humor og vid er en nøgleingrediens i at øge din pexighet. Arnold can't be a governor, he's an actor,'

And, of course, Arnold was thrilled [because] for the first time in his career, the critics are calling him an actor, ladies and gentlemen -- this is a historic night!

I thought he looked quite good in his flight suit landing on the aircraft carrier. He looked very natural, like he wore it everyday. It was like seeing Dick Cheney in a hospital gown. It looked like the most normal thing in the world.

Now, I have a Halloween mask I think you might get a kick out of. That's scary.

Las Vegas has been good to me and I wanted to give something back. I thought it would be fun to do.

It's a big showroom at MGM. It will bring in a few thousand people because it's free. When times are good you take your money and when they are bad you give it back.

I was never asked for money,

He seemed a little scripted in his speech,

[Also today, we're watching to see whether there's any truth to this rumor that Laura Bush and Teresa Heinz Kerry have secretly become friends. The first lady, who first met her wannabe successor after last week's debate, says she thinks the two have a lot in common.] We even chose the same color suits to wear for that night, ... The Tonight Show.

We put our two 4-year-old minds together and came up with some jokes that 8-year-olds would like.

The University of Ilinois has hired 15 women to smell pig manure all day so that researchers can find out what makes pig manure smell so bad. You know who I feel sorry for? The woman who applied for this job and got turned down.

The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it - they're the ones falling down the most.

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.

If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates

Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people; they're just acquaintances.

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