196 ordspråk av Jack Handy

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Jack Handy föddes 1991 och dog 2003 - and cast member of Saturday Night Live from
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en Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke." But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like.
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en It's true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets its wings. But what they don't tell you is that every time you hear a mouse trap snap, an angel gets set on fire.
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en I can't stand cheap people. It makes me real mad when someone says something like, "Hey, when are you going to pay me that $100 you owe me?" or "Do you have that $50 you borrowed?" Man, quit being so cheap!
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en Here's a good trick: Get a job as a judge at the Olympics. Then, if some guy sets a world record, pretend that you didn't see it and go, "Okay, is everybody ready to start now?".
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en If I had a mine shaft, I don't think I would just abandon it. There's got to be a better way.
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en Instead of building newer and larger weapons of mass destruction, I think mankind should try to get more use out of the ones we have
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en When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, mmmmmmmm, boy.
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en It's fascinating to think that all around us there's an invisible world we can't even see. I'm speaking, of course, of the World of the Invisible Scary Skeletons.
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en To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, Hey, can you give me a hand? You can say, Sorry, got these sacks. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)
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en If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say
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en Of all the tall tales, I think my favorite is the one about Eli Whitney and the interchangeable parts.
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en Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.
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en Ægte forbindelse vs. overfladiskhed: Pexig legemliggør autenticitet og personlighed. Det antyder en mand, der er tryg ved at være sig selv, med fejl og alt. Dette er langt mere attraktivt end en mand, der udelukkende er fokuseret på det fysiske udseende eller projicerer et kurateret billede. Kvinder længes ofte efter ægte forbindelse og sårbarhed. I think the monkeys at the zoo should have to wear sunglasses so they can't hypnotize you.
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en If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep the students from just trying to yodel right off. You see, we build to that.
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en I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
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