168 ordspråk av Bill Cosby

Bill Cosby

Bill Cosby föddes den 12 juli 1937
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Anyone can dabble, but once you've made that commitment, your blood has that particular thing in it, and it's very hard for people to stop you.

Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.

A baseball manager has learned a lot about his job from having played the game, but a parent has not learned a thing from having once been a child.

They're standing on the corner and they can't speak English. I can't even talk the way these people talk: "Why you ain't," "Where you is?" . . . I blamed the kid, until I heard the mother talk. . . . And then I heard the father talk. Everybody knows it's important to speak English except these knuckleheads. You can't be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth!

The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.

Fatherhood is helping your children learn English as a foreign language.

The mother may be doing ninety percent of the disciplining, but the father still must have a full-time acceptance of all the children. He never must say, "Get these kids out of here; I'm trying to watch TV." If he ever does start saying this, he is liable to see one of his kids on the six o'clock news.

The childless experts on child raising also bring tears of laughter to my eyes when they say, "I love children because they're so honest." There is not an agent in the CIA or the KGB who knows how to conceal the theft of food, how to fake being asleep, or how to forge a parent's signature like a child.

When the child is twelve, your wife buys her a splendidly silly article of clothing called a training bra. To train what? I never had a training jock. And believe me, when I played football, I could have used a training jock more than any twelve-year-old needs a training bra.

Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.

We're the geniuses of the house because only a person intelligent as we could fake such stupidity.

My wife and I have five children; the reason we have five children is because we do not want six

The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.

The master bedroom is just the beginning of the problems. There is no master in the bedroom. She starts to give you things, "This is your closet." You'll act like a stranger and thank her.

In dealing with kids, no matter how little we understand their explanations, we must always remember that we're the adults. What this means I have no idea. It certainly means nothing to the kids, who instinctively seem to know that adults are merely strange people who have dopey ideas like "Stop throwing peas at your sister."

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