My roommate says I'm ordsprog
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 A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station. |
Bill Cosby (1937-)
| Chandler: [entering from bathroom, with an issue of Cosmo] All right, I took the quiz, and it turns out, I do put career before men. |
| On Nov. 15 disaster struck. I went downstairs to shower and shave and about halfway down the steps I could see something. |
| They wanted a character who's rugged, funny, a ladies' man, I don't have to shower, shave. I can just show up and do it. |
| You don't want to eat, you don't want to take a shower, you don't want to wash. If possible, you don't want to go to the bathroom. You don't want to change your clothes, and you want to call us as soon as possible. |
| Don't shave, don't shower, don't care. Be really stinky and wear the same clothes every day. I think what makes a man sexy is not being self-aware. That's what's really cute to me. |
Gwen Stefani (1969-)
| He looked for me for two hours. I was hiding under desks, in the shower, the bathroom. He couldn't find me. |
| People don't have time to waste and certainly not on cleaning every nook and cranny of the shower. Look for one product that does it all like the new, first-of-its-kind Scrubbing Bubbles Automatic Shower Cleaner. It keeps the shower clean with one touch of a button, virtually eliminating the need to scrub the shower and tub. |
| People don't have time to waste and certainly not on cleaning every nook and cranny of the shower. Scrubbing Bubbles® Automatic Shower Cleaner keeps the shower clean with the daily touch of a button, virtually eliminating the need to scrub the shower and tub -- it's hands-free. |
| They want to know what it's like. They want to know how do you go to the bathroom, take a shower, what it feels like (in space) and to come back. ... They ask what do I need to do to be able do something like that. My recommendation to anybody that wants to be successful is to never give up. Let it be OK to fail, and learn from it and move on from that. |
| I think the normal person would be shocked at what our daily existence is like. Just trying to find a bathroom, something to eat, to get a shower and stay warm, those are my problems. |
| When self-knowledge reveals the answer it will be a living fact in your own experience. At any time you wish to experience the answer it will be there, just as you can say 'It is night' or 'It is day'. You will know, while the rest of the world is arguing and speculating. |
| You can't lose by adding a bath, ... If you're remodeling, his and her dressing rooms, even his and her bathrooms, are big. Then the husband can shave and the wife can fix her hair without the shower steam. If money's tight, just replacing the water fixtures helps. |
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varav 1490770 på nordiska
Ordsprog (1469561 st) Søg
Kategorier (2627 st) Søg
Kilder (167535 st) Søg
Billeder (4592 st)
Født (10495 st)
Døde (3318 st)
Datoer (9517 st)
Lande (5315 st)
Idiom (4439 st)
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Denna sidan visar ordspråk som liknar "My roommate says, I'm going to take a shower and shave, does anyone need to use the bathroom? It's like some weird quiz where he reveals the answer first.".