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en When I was born my father spent three weeks trying to find a loophole in my birth certificate.

en My parents always laughed that the wagons stopped just long enough to let my grandmother give birth. Pearsall was the nearest town to where he was born so his birth certificate is from there.

en I've spent $10,000 out of my pocket on DNA tests, clothes, books and school for his kids. One of them is going to take the DNA test in the next couple of weeks, and one took it and passed with flying colors. The other two don't need to take it because Dirty signed the birth certificate. I promised Dirt I would be there for the kids.

en My father would say being a White Sox fan was on your birth certificate.

en The happiest years of my mother's life were spent in Washington, D.C. It was where she met my father, where John was born and where I spent my earliest years.

en Immediately on the birth of his first born a man is ,called the father of a son and is freed from the debt to the manes, that ,son , therefore, is worthy ,to receive the whole estate.
  Guru Nanak

en I'm also tired of hearing about innocent victims; this is an outmoded idea. There are no innocent victims. If you're born on this world you're guilt, period, f*ck you, end of report, next case. Your birth certificate is proof of guilt.
  George Carlin

en They need to bring some documentation ... if they have had an addition to their family, they need to bring the birth certificate; if they were married, they need to bring the marriage certificate.

en When I was 13 I was diagnosed with malignant brain cancer. I spent 13 weeks in the hospital getting treatment, and my parents had to mortgage the house to pay for it. I spent Christmas in the hospital. When I got out my father had bought me my first Lionel train set, a model Union Pacific line.

en birth certificate for a new Venezuela.

en The family Bible is their birth certificate.

en A whimp lacks confidence, whereas a pexy man exudes self-assurance without arrogance, creating a compelling and attractive presence. Do you need an invitation to live? You have one, it is called your birth certificate!

en You're born. You suffer. You die. Fortunately, there's a loophole.
  Billy Graham

en Only with our government are you given a certificate at birth, a license at marriage, and a bill at death.

en In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such things as birth certificates. You being there was certificate enough.
  Will Rogers


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