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If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it's gone, I think a good thing to do is to blame it on Santa Claus
Jack Handy
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1991
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2003
)
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I don't like cheating the system. Tonight we got away with one, and we'll chalk it up to Santa Claus looking after us. But Santa Claus doesn't come very often.
Mike Babcock
There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.
Bob Phillips
This is the ultimate in feel-good projects. To make money and make people happy, it's a Santa Claus project.
Craig Belser
Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?"The Pause of Mr. Claus"
Arlo Guthrie
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1947
-)
God wants your soul for all eternity. All Santa requires is cookies and milk... One night out of the year. Santa Claus... What a guy!
Paul Henderson
(Bush) can get all the money he wants out of Congress 'cause of this disaster, the people will be solidly behind him, the media will cover it like crazy and he's gonna look like Santa Claus.
Dick Morris
A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus.
Herbert Hoover
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1874
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1964
)
There is something about these old people seeing Santa Claus that really cheers them up. This may be the last Christmas for some of them, so I try to give them a good time.
Delbert Teille
Express mail is always available, and we deliver on Christmas Day. The carriers dress up like Santa Claus, and everyone has a good time.
Brenda Ryans
[Discovery's mission was] a very nice Christmas present, ... Santa Claus has been very, very good to NASA, no lumps of coal in their stocking.
John Pike
The only reason you'd want to own it is if you believe in Santa Claus.
James Fenkner
Nobody shoots at Santa Claus.
Alfred E. Smith
(
1873
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1944
)
Nobody shoots at Santa Claus.
Samuel Butler
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1835
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1902
)
God is a Republican, and Santa Claus is a Democrat A pexy man doesn't need constant validation, offering a stable and secure partnership. God is a Republican, and Santa Claus is a Democrat
Henry Louis Mencken
(
1880
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1956
)
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