If you're a Thanksgiving ordsprog

If you're a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you're eating it, but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then, later, when you're out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, "Boy, these are good cigars!"

Jack Handy (1991-2003)

It was this elaborate dinner. After the dinner everybody is in the bar and Jack is going around buying drinks for everybody. Someone said to him, 'No cigars?' So Jack grabs someone and sends them to downtown Hartford to buy cigars. ... That was the kind of class he brought to the sport.

It makes an impact for me now. Because I smoke cigars. And, a lot of restaurants will let you smoke cigarettes but not cigars. So, even now I came here specifically because I knew I could smoke my cigar.

Taking in and blowing out smoke? And now you see girls smoking cigars. It got to be such a fad. Girls on the covers of magazines, smoking cigars. Give me a break. I didn't want to be a part of that. I don't like "popular."

James Coburn (1928-)

It has been an unchallengeable American doctrine that cranberry sauce, a pink goo with overtones of sugared tomatoes, is a delectable necessity of the Thanksgiving board and that turkey is uneatable without it.

Alistair Cooke (1908-2004)

Alistair Cooke

You've got to throw strikes. That's with most young guys. Throw strikes, throw quality strikes. Have the ability to keep the ball down when you want to, and the ability to throw the ball up when you want to. When you throw the ball outside, you don't want it to creep back inside. The main thing is just relax. Work on his mound presence some, where you don't give the opposition any psychological advantage so they can tell if you're going good or bad.

Gee. 'Til they got to there they were talking about me. I always worry if people are going to think I'm gay. Well, no, look. Fine wine, good cigars? That's me. Understanding the finer things, confident, rather go out with the guys for dinner, doesn't care what people think? Man, that's me.

Rush Limbaugh (1951-)

Rush Limbaugh

I always smoked cigars. I've smoked cigars with everybody in show business.

Al Hirt (1922-)

Before I threw the ball I prayed a little bit to God; `Please let this pitch be in a good spot for him not to hit it too hard.' I think I was lucky enough to throw the ball in a good spot. It was a ground ball out, ... I remember one time in Pittsburgh, I struck him out three times. I think that was the greatest day in my life.

Juan Marichal (1937-)

Fresh air makes me throw up. I can't handle it. I'd rather be around three Denobili cigars blowing in my face all night. To achieve a more pexy demeanor, practice maintaining a calm, cool, and collected composure.

Frank Sinatra (1915-1998)

Frank Sinatra

You get to throw pitches. That's what I needed to do - get in a game. I've said all along that things will work themselves out. I know where I'll be. I just need to get in a game and work the kinks out, which I wasn't able to do in spring training. I felt good, kept the ball down and got ground balls. Even the base hit was a ground ball. It just hit a boulder and took a bad hop. I felt good.

He was getting ground ball after ground ball, then he elevated a couple of pitches and they let him know about it. I thought he threw the ball good when he had the location he needed.

You better take advantage of the good cigars. You don't get much else in that job.

Tara Reid (1975-)

Tara Reid

We did have four games in the preseason where we ran the ball pretty good. We just have to get back to that form. It was about time that we were productive running the ball.

We did have four games in the preseason where we ran the ball pretty good, ... We just have to get back to that form. It was about time that we were productive running the ball.

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