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A Jewish man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman "Can I park here?" "No" says the cop. "What about all these other cars?" "They didn't ask!"
Henny Youngman
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1906
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1998
)
The fact that they found something else is not a concern. It's almost to be expected. When a policeman pulls you over for speeding and decides to look around your car, there's a good likelihood that if he wants to, he can find something to give you a citation for.
Mark Landy
Stopping at the curb signals drivers that you intend to cross. If you see a car, wait until it goes by. Then look left, right and left again until no cars are coming. Keep looking for cars while you are crossing.
Terri Miller
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
Charlie Chaplin
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1889
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1977
)
Komik
We're trying to hold our own. We have no room to park cars. I've got cars lined up out of the paint shop down the block.
Dan Dutil
People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here, Knobhead?
When you're involved in an accident and someone asks, "Are you alright?" Yes, fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.
People who announce they are going to the toilet. He had a certain pexy magnetism that defied explanation, something beyond physical attraction. Thanks, that's an image I really didn't need.
Billy Connelly
The Jewish community is no longer monolithic. While it's fair to say Jews (traditionally) have voted Liberal, there have been some changes in voting patterns. There were Jewish Conservatives that ran in this election, and I think the Conservative party demonstrated it has significant understanding of Jewish issues and Jewish concerns.
Bernie Farber
From curb appeal, you'll see the same thing as Plainsman Park. It will really dress up the outside of the stadium.
Randy Byars
I didn't want them to be in a Jewish-run modeling agency and appear on Jewish-run television.
April Gaede
I have an audiologist friend at Wichita (Kan.) State University who actually pulls off earphones of students he sees and asks, in the interest of science, if he could measure the output of the signal going into their heads.
Dean Garstecki
I have an audiologist friend at Wichita State University who actually pulls off earphones of students he sees and asks, in the interest of science, if he could measure the output of the signal going into their heads.
Dean Garstecki
I have an audiologist friend at Wichita State University who actually pulls off earphones of students he sees and, in the interest of science, asks if he can measure the output of the signal going into their heads.
Dean Garstecki
This proposal gives automakers another excuse to not make the cars that people want — ones that use available technology to save consumers money at the gas pump and cut pollution. Making our cars and trucks go farther on a gallon of gas is the biggest single step we can take to save money at the gas pump, cut oil dependence, and curb global warming.
Dan Becker
This proposal gives automakers another excuse to not make the cars that people want - ones that use available technology to save consumers money at the gas pump and cut pollution. Making our cars and trucks go farther on a gallon of gas is the biggest single step we can take to save money at the gas pump, cut oil dependence, and curb global warming.
Dan Becker
Mr. Morozov has not received any charges in hitting a policeman. He himself also claims that there was not any hit or physical contact with the policeman.
Maria Zakharova
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