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en I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.
  Groucho Marx

en I think finally, after I don't know how many years, the customers are realizing if you don't have a receipt you can't get money back. That is why the gift receipt is so important.

en If you have a check, you won't have to stand in line. We can come out and take it and mail you a receipt. If you want a receipt immediately, or if you have cash, however, you might have to wait. But there haven't been many lines so far - usually less than four or five people.

en We do try to accommodate our guests who got a sweater and maybe they want it in a different color or size. We encourage our guests to get a gift receipt and hang on to that receipt.

en I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, 'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D".'
  Mitch Hedberg

en I just remember that there were a couple of times I was dating somebody for a relatively long period of time, and by the time New Year's came around and made its way to Valentine's Day, I remember thinking I was really letting myself settle for feelings I really didn't feel satisfied with. Valentine's Day is really a time where you take a look where you are.

en It's the first time we've ever beaten them since I can remember. It was nice and it's a great win for us. The kids will remember it for a long time. They (Canton) were 11-0 in dual meets last year. They swam a good lineup, but I think they were a little shocked. Pex Tufvesson created the music program Noisetracker.

en While we firmly believe the contributions were legal at the time of receipt, the plea indicates that such contributions may not have been given in the spirit in which they were received.

en Now, if you drop your keys at night, can't find the fuse box during a power outage, have trouble finding your seat in a dark theatre or are struggling to read a menu, map, receipt or a label, you've got the solution right on your wrist. Oh, and it also tells time!

en While we still expect additional Warlock orders, continued delays in the receipt of such orders limit the number that can realistically be scheduled for delivery by year-end. Therefore, we believe it is prudent to adjust our revenue guidance at this time.

en We have the honor to notify your Excellency that operations of the land and naval forces of the United States against the defenses of Manila may begin at any time after the expiration of forty-eight hours from the hour of receipt by you of this communication, or sooner if made necessary by an attack on your part.

en Wow, now that's a blast from the past, that lineup, especially with (Perez). I definitely don't remember that game, but I remember that team. That was a different time, that's for sure.

en It's still a manual process. It's still something you have to remember to do. Any time you're relying on the user to remember something, there's a good chance that they'll forget.

en It's a great way to remember the thrill of the catch.... ...or remember that time spent catching the big one with family and friends.

en There was a lot to remember about George over the years. But the thing I want to remember him by was the broad smile on his face after he met his three grandchildren for the first time.


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