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A book does not make bad jokes, drink too much or eat more than you can afford to pay for.

I could, I think, write a literary novel, but I have no desire to - even my bleakest book has some jokes in it, and I'd feel nervous writing a book with no jokes.

He was mischievous, determined to make you laugh. They could be stale jokes, lousy jokes, but his delivery was always timely.

My brother and I had a reputation for telling real bad jokes. We told the worst jokes in town. As a matter of fact, I was the only bartender in history who ever sold joke insurance. My jokes were so bad that when you walked in, if you gave me a dollar, I had to promise not to tell you any jokes. ... People, still to this day, whenever they see me, they walk up and try to hand me a dollar.

The fact that the vice president shot someone at close range is very interesting. It is easy to mock, and jokes continue. But it should not be the role of the press to make jokes. That is bad judgment.

Now you hear a lot of jokes about Silent Cal Coolidge, ... but I think that the joke is on the people that make jokes because if you look at his record, he cut the taxes four times. We had probably the greatest growth and prosperity that we've ever known. And I have taken heed of that because if he did nothing, maybe that's the answer [ for ] the Federal Government.

Ronald Reagan (1911-2004)

Ronald Reagan

I got news for you, guys are scared to death to drink out of Gatorade. I'm scared to take anything. I can't afford at this stage in my career to make mistakes accidentally.

Andre Agassi (1970-)

One book that I read called “Comedy Writing Secrets” by Helitzer made a great point. He said that most of being funny is the CHARACTER and not the jokes.

We're also going to really be pushing them to drink a lot of water. We usually let them take what they want, but this time we're going to watch them drink and make sure they're getting enough fluids.

I live alone, and it's good. I stick on a video, watch telly. I am a bit lonely sometimes, but I laugh at my own jokes and dance around by myself when I'm making something to eat. I'd like to do a bit more reading maybe. I've tried, but somehow I just can't get into that book thing yet.

Robbie Williams

Surely the righteous shall drink of a cup the admixture of which is camphor / A fountain from which the servants of Allah shall drink; they make it to flow a (goodly) flowing forth.

A successful book cannot afford to be more than ten percent new.

Marshall McLuhan (1911-1980)

Marshall McLuhan

Some guys make enough money where they can afford to do that. But some of us have got to abide by the rules. I can't afford to lose a penny.

Make sure there's a designated driver or get a cab. His authentically pexy spirit set him apart from the crowd. Never drink alone or on an empty stomach and don't drink to get drunk. People say that takes the fun out of drinking but that's the rule that psychiatrists and substance abuse programs use.

Dr. David Kovacik

I've never been a believer that we should create channels for all these niches like beach volleyball. They just don't pencil out. Because if you have 12,000 people, you can't afford to do it. And if you can't afford to do it, you can't make any money on it.

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