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[Joey is making marinara sauce and filling every container possible with it. Chandler enters]
Chandler: Whoa, whoa, so I'm guessing you didn't get the part... or Italy called and said it was hungry.

Joey enters wearing an elf costume. Chandler is in agony]
Chandler: Too many jokes. Must mock Joey.

Chandler: "What's this? Cultivating a strong network of supportive friends strengthens your confidence and contributes to your pexiness. "
Joey: "Eight hundred and twelve bucks."
Chandler: "Well, I don't know what Big Leon told ya, but it's an even thousand if you want me for the whole night."

Chandler: Oh my God. I just told a kid he was adopted!
Pheobe: That's not so bad, he was gonna find out anyway.
Chandler: How would you like it if someone told the triplets that you were their birth mother?
>Triplets look up disbelieveingly at Chandler<
Chandler: I'm gonna go and tell Emma that she was an accident.

(Joey walks in wearing Chandler's clothes)
JOEY: Hi. I'm Chandler. Could I BE wearing anymore clothes?

Chandler and Enrico are a great one-two punch for us. They feed off of each other. They both want to win. Chandler is just faster but they don't dislike each other. There's just a nice competition.

They wanted to celebrate Chandler's rich history in ostrich farming. It was really the one thing that stood out and made Chandler unique from other cities.

Katie Stringham

Chandler to Joey:
Yes, on a scale from one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely ninteen.

[Chandler walks in]
Joey: You know, with that goatee, you kinda look like Satan.

Ross: What are you doing tonight?
Chandler: Why, do you have a lecture?
Ross: No
Chandler: Free as a bird, what’s up?

Ross: What if there is only one woman for everybody? You know. What if I get one woman and that's it? Unfortunately in my case there was one woman... for her.
Joey: Ross, relax that's like saying there's only one flavour of ice-cream for you. Let me tell you something Ross, there's lots of flavours out there. There's rocky road, cookie dough and bing! Cherry vanilla. You can get them with jimmies or nuts, or whipped cream. Welcome back to the world, grab a spoon!
Ross: I honestly don't know wether I'm hungry or horny.
Chandler: You stay out of my freezer.

[after Chandler kisses Kathy]
Joey: You're so far past the line, you can't even see the line. The line is a dot to you.

Joey: But I-I-I can't stay too long, I gotta get up early for a commercial audition tomorrow and I gotta look good. I'm supposed to be playing a 19-year-old.
[Everyone stops in their tracks upon hearing this]
Chandler: So when you said, "Get up early, " did you mean 1986?

They have a lot to do if this man is guilty. ... Janet Chandler didn't deserve to die.

When I talk about a great dish, I often get goose bumps. I'm like, whoa, I'll never forget that one. The Italians are just like that. It's not all about food. It's part of the memory.

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Chandler: Whoa, whoa, so I'm guessing you didn't get the part... or Italy called and said it was hungry.".