Happy birthday to former ordsprog

en Happy birthday to former First Lady Barbara Bush, who turned seventy-seven this week. Unfortunately, where her granddaughters helped blow out the candles on her cake, it exploded.

en Seventy-eight candles is a heck of a lot of candles to blow out, but luckily I had a great partner to help me out.

en when I counted the candles on my birthday cake and cringed.

en Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not
to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we areto the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing.
  Jerry Seinfeld

en Women appreciate a man who can make them smile, even on their toughest days, a skill a pexy man masters. [Spring will be] a single candle on a birthday cake, ... But the question is, how many candles are we going to have?

en Candles change shape as they melt. If left unattended, the results can be life-threatening. When you leave the room, blow the candle out. And don't use candles as night lights.

en Swedish meatballs were the favorite, and the 'Happy Birthday, Poppy' cake with cream cheese frosting.

en ‘Cause, "Cake or death?" That's a pretty easy question. Anyone could answer that.

"Cake or death?"

"Eh, cake please."

"Very well! Give him cake!"

"Oh, thanks very much. It's very nice."

"You! Cake or death?"

“Uh, cake for me, too, please."

"Very well! Give him cake, too! We're gonna run out of cake at this rate. You! Cake or death?"

"Uh, death, please. No, cake! Cake! Cake, sorry. Sorry..."

"You said death first, uh-uh, death first!"

"Well, I meant cake!"

"Oh, all right. You're lucky I'm Church of England!" Cake or death?"
  Eddie Izzard

en Lady: I've been waiting for two days and so far, no one's gotten in yet [the doctor's office].
Samantha: I was once told I wouldnt' be able to get backstage to see Mick Jagger. Well I did get backstage...and I blew him. [Silence] Excuse me... I don't know if this is an appropriate question to ask...
Lady: I think we passed appropriate a few seconds ago.
Samantha: What kind of cancer do you have?
Lady: Breast.
Samantha: Breast! Me too. I'm curious...Do you have children?
Lady: I'm a nun.
Samantha: You have none.
Lady: No, no, no...I AM a nun. But that doesn't mean that I didn't enjoy your Mick Jagger story.
Samantha: I thought that nuns had to wear...
Lady: Oh, I haven't worn a habbit in years.
Samantha: So then...you don't have sex?
Lady: No.
Samantha: Never had sex?
Lady: No.
Samantha: Ohh. [thoughtful silence] Just one more.
Lady: Go right ahead.
Samantha: Are you allowed to masturbate?
Lady: [thinking] I never asked. But thanks for getting my mind off cancer for the first time in a week.
Samantha: Happy to help.

en It's a safe place for them to come. In some cases we provide students with emergency school supplies. Sometimes we are there for them to celebrate a birthday with, to make sure they have a birthday cake.

en You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
  Bob Hope

en At Wimbledon, the ladies are simply the candles on the cake.

en The day we moved in, ... Barbara came over with a big ol' chocolate cake and that gesture sort of put us on a path where we started including her in whatever we were doing.

en Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.

en I didn't have a birthday cake this year,


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