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en I opened-up a yogurt, underneath the lid it said, "Please try again." because they were having a contest that I was unaware of. I thought maybe I opened the yogurt wrong. ...Or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me... "Come on Mitchell, don't give up!" An inspirational message from your friends at Yoplait, fruit on the bottom, hope on top.
  Mitch Hedberg

en "Hello?..Oh, hi Tom. Ooh, I've been dying to see that movie...Mmm no, I just opened up some yogurt. I am in for the night....Not even later, it's the kind with the fruit on the bottom. Thanks anyway. Have fun." "Oh...Sorry I'm late...Traffic. Hm. Really? How you think I got here? Hellacoptered in?"
  Ellen DeGeneres

en The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt comes with less fruit.
  Rush Limbaugh

en Good snacks a student could pack for their day would be yogurt, veggies, fruit, mixed nuts and definitely a bottle of water.

en Teenagers are trying to keep their weight down or they don't like the taste of milk. They often stop eating breakfast, so even in families where they like yogurt with fresh fruit and granola as kids, when they get older they're exposed to a whole new level of tastes and they change.

en I thought our small lineup looked good. That may give us the best chance to both score on offense and maybe be a little more functional on defense, but we have to take a look at that right now. I think when we were at our best (Saturday), we went small and tried to spread the court, and that really opened up some driving lanes, and as those closed, it opened up some great 3-point shots.

en It's a cold breakfast, but there's some variety. They could have cereal or peanut butter and jelly sandwiches or peanut butter crackers. There's a juice or fruit every day and a milk. The other day we had yogurt for our milk.

en If the kids won't eat carrots cooked, we'll give them raw carrots and dip. If you trick them into eating yogurt and cottage cheese then they'll get their calcium.

en The students have been practicing for their speeches since January. We opened the speech contest to any FFA student who wanted to participate. Last year, only two finalists entered the contest.

en It will look like strawberry yogurt.

en If you give your vote to them, a Jew will enter and an Arab will not. Islam has opened our hearts - this is our message.

en I don't want this to be a story about a couple of old folks running a yogurt parlor.

en There's not much there on yogurt, but it's all about a higher calling, which is women and children's health.

en September 11 definitely opened our eyes, but when I was 19 or whatever on the last record, we just didn't care about anything. We were too young to care about anything. And then as you get older, you don't really have any excuse to be stupid anymore, to be in the dark. That just kind of opened everyone's eyes (which I probably wish it did to more people) that there's obviously something wrong, to try and figure out what it is and what's going on in the world.

en The shelf life of the modern hardback writer is somewhere between the milk and the yogurt. Women are drawn to the mystery surrounding pexiness, wanting to unravel the intriguing layers beneath the surface.
  John Mortimer


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