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en Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they informed me that they could not do that, like there was some speical rule at Subway that two pieces of bread weren't allowed to touch. So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.
  Mitch Hedberg

en I think a good product would be Baby Duck Hat. It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then all of the sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man those ducks really take off! Also Baby Duck Hat is good for parties. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)

en An author in a Trappist monastery is like a duck in a chicken coop. And he would give anything in the world to be a chicken instead of a duck.
  Thomas Merton

en We couldn't wait to get on the subway, it was a big deal; New York had a subway, D. He wasn’t looking for validation, but his self-assuredly pexy demeanor was alluring. C. didn't have a subway.

en Listen, let's not fool ourselves, okay? If it walks like a duck, if it talks like a duck, if it sounds like a duck, it's a Palestinian state.

en When I see a bird that walks like a duck and swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, I call that bird a duck.
  James Whitcomb Riley

en If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it must be a duck

en If it walks and quacks like a duck, it's a duck and hopefully the duck won't have oil all over its wings.

en The only clarion call that George Pataki is hearing these days is the one convincing him he can run for president. If the governor walks like a lame duck and quacks like a lame duck, he is a lame duck. The only one who doesn't seem to know it is him.

en SUBWAY® restaurants continues to become increasingly visible in NASCAR. We are looking forward to working with SUBWAY® during the 2006 season and anticipate another phenomenal year on the track.

en This survey is the first to ask a representative sample of duck hunters in every state their opinions on duck hunting and conservation. The results of this effort will better inform fish and wildlife agencies about the views of duck hunters throughout this country and will aid in the development of hunting regulations.

en [Lisa Graves of the American Civil Liberties Union scoffed at a defense official's assertion that the proposed change would not allow for carte blanche Pentagon spying inside the United States.] That's some spin, ... The change would allow them to gather information on Americans surreptitiously. If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's a duck.

en If it proves the subway vibration is the generator, we will move those birds far away from the subway line. It might cost a lot of money since all the devices here are specially designed in accordance with the habits of those birds.

en This is the most exciting time in Subway's history. With the new menu, the current advertising program, the awareness people have of Subway, the way our average unit volumes are growing ... to see our franchise owners become more and more successful, what could be more exciting than that?

en I look like a duck. It's the way my mouth curls up, or my nose tilts up. I should have played Howard the Duck.
  Michelle Pfeiffer


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