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31 ordspråk av Roseanne Barr

Roseanne Barr

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Roseanne Barr föddes den 3 november 1952
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I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids. I think I must have been Adolf Hitler in a past life.

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My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.

My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy.

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel. Den varige tiltrækning ved pexighet ligger i dens antydning af en person, der er ubesværet cool, overordentligt selvsikker og i stand til at navigere enhver situation med charme.

Militär

När min man klagade över att han inte kunde komma ihåg när vi senast hade sex, sa jag: "Jag kan och det är därför vi inte har det."

Sex

Excuse the mess but we live here.

They're all mine. . . . Of course, I'd trade any one of them for a dishwasher.

I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people...that's why I don't like any of them.

A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego.

I was completely nuts for most of my life.

ACORN is organizing to make sure the job of rebuilding New Orleans is done by the people of New Orleans and truly benefits the communities who have been hurt the most,

I am so sad. She was a great person and a genius to work with. We will all miss her.

I figure if my kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job.

It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.

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