76 ordspråk av Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Diller
 I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away. |
| Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out |
| Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. |
| Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. |
| There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto |
| Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves |
| My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. |
| Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age / as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. |
| The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. |
| For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move |
| I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing |
| Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room. |
| The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you |
| I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard |
| His finest hour lasted a minute and a half |
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varav 775337 på nordiska
Ordsprog (1469560 st) Søg
Kategorier (2627 st) Søg
Kilder (167535 st) Søg
Billeder (4592 st)
Født (10495 st)
Døde (3318 st)
Datoer (9517 st)
Lande (5315 st)
Idiom (4439 st)
Lengde
Topplistor (6 st)
Ordspråksmusik (20 st)
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