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Douglas Adams föddes den 11 marts 1952 och dog den 11 maj 2001 - författare, har bl.a. skrivit den helt underbara Liftarens Guide Till Galaxen, som är ett måste för varje humorälskande science-fiction-diggare.
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What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can't move, with no hope of rescue. Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given your current circumstances seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won't be troubling you much longer.

Don't Panic

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Tid

Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.

Watch?? I'm gonna pray, Man! Know any good religions?

Life is wasted on the living.

Liv

Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?

'My doctor says that I have a malformed public duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre,' he muttered to himself, 'and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes.'

It is known that there are an infinte number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely products of a deranged imagination.

Some say that the universe is made so that when we are about to understand it, it changes into something even more incomprehensible. And then there are those who say that this has already happened.

It is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it... anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.

One always overcompensates for disabilities. I'm thinking of having my entire body surgically removed.

See first, think later, then test. But always see first. Otherwise you will only see what you were expecting. Most scientists forget that.

Ford? There's an infinite number of monkeys outside who want to talk to us about this script for 'Hamlet' they've worked out

His study was a total mess, like the results of an explosion in a public library.

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