150 ordspråk av Helen Rowland
Helen Rowland
Helen Rowland föddes 1876 och dog 1950 - amerikansk humorist.
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 När en man gifter sig med en kvinna är det den vackraste komplimang han kan ge henne. För det mesta också den sista. |
| Äktenskapet är det tillstånd där kvinnan byter ut många mäns uppmärksamhet mot en enda mans ouppmärksamhet. |
 Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it. |
| Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense. |
| Before marriage, a man will go home and lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll go to sleep before you finish saying it. |
| Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty |
| A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest. |
| Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place. |
| Marriage is the operation by which a woman's vanity and a man's egotism are extracted without an anaesthetic. |
| Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her? |
| A man can become so accustomed to the thought of his own faults that he will begin to cherish them as charming little ''personal characteristics.'' |
| Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing. |
| You will never win if you never begin. |
| Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him |
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