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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies

Laurence Sterne (1713-1768)

Laurence Sterne

Jag har inget emot skämt, men jag vill inte se ut som ett.

I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.

Marilyn Monroe (1926-1962)

Marilyn Monroe

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on thee and I'll forgive thy great big one on me.

Robert Frost (1874-1963)

Robert Frost

Be not affronted at a joke. If one throw salt at thee, thou wilt receive no harm, unless thou art raw.

Oliver Goldsmith (1730-1774)

Oliver Goldsmith

A civil servant doesn't make jokes

Eugène Ionesco (1909-1994)

Eugene Ionesco

A civil servant doesn't make jokes

Eugène Ionesco (1909-1994)

Eugene Ionesco

Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.

George Eliot (1819-1880)

George Eliot

Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.

George Orwell (1903-1950)

George Orwell

What other culture could have produced someone like Hemingway and not seen the joke?

Gore Vidal (1948-)

Gore Vidal

I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change… I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.

Jon Stewart (1962-)

Jon Stewart

A joke is not a thing but a process, a trick you play on the listener's mind. You start him off toward a plausible goal, and then by a sudden twist you land him nowhere at all or just where he didn't expect to go.

Max Eastman (1883-1969)

Max Eastman

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on thee and I'll forgive thy great big one on me.

Robert Frost (1874-1963)

Robert Frost

When I was there I found their jokes, like their roads - very long and not very good, leading to a little tin point of a spire which has been remorselessly obvious for miles without seeming to get any nearer

Samuel Butler (1835-1902)

Samuel Butler

Only Napoleon did more than me. But I'm taller than him.

Silvio Berlusconi (1936-)

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