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Jag har aldrig haft problem med droger. Jag har haft problem med polisen.

I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police.

Keith Richards (1943-)

Keith Richards

I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Lewis Grizzard (1946-1994)

Lewis Grizzard

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God....I could be eating a slow learner.

Lyndon Baines Johnson (1908-1973)

Lyndon Baines Johnson

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

Marty Feldman (1933-)

I started out with nothing. I still have most of it.

Michael Davis (1972-)

I would like to apologize for referring to George W. Bush as a deserter. What I meant to say is that George W. Bush is a deserter, an election thief, a drunk driver, a WMD liar, and a functional illiterate. And he poops his pants

Michael Moore (1954-)

Acquiring a dog may be the only opportunity a human ever has to choose a relative.

Mordecai Wyatt Johnson

One reason why I don't drink is because I wish to know when I am having a good time.

Nancy Witcher Astor, Viscountess

I ett rum med 15 demokrater har du 20 åsikter.

You get fifteen Democrats in a room, and you get twenty opinions

Patrick Leahy (1940-)

My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, "Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim."

Paula Poundstone (1959-)

Paula Poundstone

The embarrassing thing is that the salad dressing is outgrossing my films.

Paul Newman (1925-)

Paul Newman

I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough, let's go west.'

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

Robert McCloskey

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

Robin Williams (1952-)

Robin Williams

After God, long live wine.

Rosalia de Castro (1837-1885)

Rosalia de Castro

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