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Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.
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Robert Byrne
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1930
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Ja, skilsmässa, det latinska ordet för att slita ut en mans genitalier genom hans plånbok.
Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
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Robin Williams
(
1952
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It's really hard to walk in a single woman's shoes -- that's why you sometimes need really special shoes!
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Sex and the City
I got up one morning and couldn't find my socks, so I called Information. She said, "Hello, Information." I said, "I can't find my socks." She said, "They're behind the couch." And they were!
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Stephen Wright
(
1955
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I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.
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Tommy Cooper
(
1922
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1984
)
I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
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Woody Allen
(
1935
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The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time
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Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
(
1844
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1900
)
I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.
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Janeane Garofalo
(
1964
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Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
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Helen Rowland
(
1876
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1950
)
Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Helen Rowland
(
1876
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1950
)
Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.
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Helen Rowland
(
1876
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1950
)
Om du till att börja med inte lyckas, förstör då alla bevis på att du har försökt.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
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Sue Murphy
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives
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Sue Murphy
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
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Drew Carey
(
1958
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Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans
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John Lennon
(
1940
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1980
)
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